This Radiolab episode tells the poignant story of Nigel, a gannet who became the first real bird to inhabit a conservation decoy colony on Mana Island, New Zealand. Ranger Chris Bell cared for Nigel, who formed a one-sided bond with a concrete statue, hoping he would attract other birds. Although three live gannets eventually arrived, they ignored Nigel, who died alone beside his inanimate mate. The narrative explores themes of loneliness, conservation efforts, and the human tendency to project our own emotions onto wildlife.